Right now, this guy is so hot, he can take a crap, wrap it in tin foil, put a couple of fishhooks on it, and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

Running for queen, humiliating people, using their secrets against them, dressing like you're on the cover of Rolling Stone, which, OK, it's kinda hot sometimes, but not the part... where you suddenly care about what everyone else thinks.

Tell the queen you will confess your vile treason, tell your son to lay down his sword and proclaim Joffrey as the true heir.

Liked to open shit up, check out the insides, put it back together, hell, somebody thought I was good enough at it to pay me a little money for it, so I kept some change in my pocket and I ended up being

a wind that is blown across Greece, carrying a message told again and again of our Lady Freedom, and how wise she was to charge Leonidas to lay all at her feet.

So perhaps I will fulfill your duties for the Queen and you can stay here hypothesizing coconuts and playing ping pong.

That, in the first Enlightenment, led to questions about the right of kings, the divine right of kings to rule over people, or that women should be subordinate to men, or that the Church was the official word of God.

And finally the only person who will come forward is this young shepherd boy, and he goes up to Saul and he says, "I'll fight him."

I read, for example, about the Southern African king Ngungunhane, who led the resistance against the Portuguese in the 19th century; and about marriage rituals in a remote village on the shores of the Caspian sea in Turkmenistan.

The founding fathers knew that they did not want to establish another country that was ruled by a king, so the discussions were centered on having a strong and fair national government that protected individual freedoms and did not abuse its power.

The history of the word gothic is embedded in thousands of years worth of countercultural movements, from invading outsiders becoming kings to towering spires replacing solid columns to artists finding beauty in darkness.

This has been the case throughout history, all the way back to the year 300 BC, when a 13-year-old became the king of a remote, very poor and very small Asian country.

Actually, I once paid like 60 dollars to see a very great actor to do a version of "King Lear, " and I felt really robbed, because by the time the actor started being King Lear, he stopped being the great actor that I had paid money to see.

Scribbling by night under the watchful eyes of his lover Padma, Saleem’s frame narrative echoes that of "1001 Nights, " where a woman named Scheherazade tells her king a series of stories to keep herself alive.

By the time the story reached Europe, the Mongol horde had been replaced with a great Christian army, commanded by a king who shared the Crusader’s vision of marching on Jerusalem.